Sunday, May 07, 2006
the power of the thong
The other day there was a near riot at work when a woman visited the office. What made this woman so special? Well..she sat down and when she did you could see her thong underwear and half her ass...in fact you could see almost all her buttocks. Every guy in the office was suddenly walking by her to take a look. She must have noticed something was happening ("why is every guy walking by me? why do I feel a cold air draft on my ass?"), but she simply continued talking as if nothing was happening.
Which made for a pretty amazing situation. Adult men acting like naughty little kids trying to get a glimpse of an ass. All of them stopping work to do talk about the woman and calling others in the office to tell them to check the woman out.
Which brings me to the idea of the amazing power women have over men. Call it the power of the ass. They provide one glimpse of their body and men all go crazy, irational, almost stupid. In a situation like that a woman can ask anything and men will oblige. We are powerless. We are not in control of our lives. We are women's puppets. We succumb to the power of the thong.