Monday, August 07, 2006

Much better than selling chocolates



TRUE NEWS ITEM
Masturbating For Fund Raising

On Saturday, more than 250 people from all over England flocked to a photo studio in central London, for what was billed as Europe's first "Masturbate-a-thon". The event, hosted by sexual health agency Marie Stopes International, attempted to raise awareness of safe sex, and money for health care charity Terrence Higgins. Donations were determined by how many minutes, (or hours) participants masturbated and/or how many orgasms they achieved. Organizers hope the "Masturbate-a-thon" will stamp out the "Tabooness" (I guess making up words is a turn on?) of masturbation and encourage young people to use it as an alternative to unprotected sex.

4 comments:

Mike Stewart said...

I hear it was a "jolly good show"! Promoting masturbation as being completely healthy and normal isn't such a bad idea. I should know. I've been wanking for over 50 years (really!) and I ain't blind or crazy yet although some might argue with the last part. Cheers to the Brits for this wank-a-thon! They will probably never forgive us Yanks for giving them this, bad TV and the Iraq war though...and I can't say that I blame them there!

Anonymous said...

un yukaton!!!! Yeah!!! hahahahah yo le haría la publicidad.

He aquí el comercial de radio:

Luisito ayer se hizo un pajita viendo pornografía en el Internet.

Antier, se hizo dos pensando en su amiga del trabajo.

Hoy, Luisito piensa hacerse por lo menos dos mas. Sin embargo, en ningun momento pensó que con esa mano, le podía dar la mano al prójimo.

Qué nos PAJA Puerto Rico?

Masturbarte y beneficiar a los tuyos es tarea de todos.

ARD said...

A la verdad que ya no saben qué más inventarse. Qué loquera debe haber sido eso.

Nanelo, como siempre, te la comiste con ese anuncio de radio. Yukaton, jajajajjajajja!!!! Estoy esperando que acabes de crear tu blog!

Anonymous said...

nanel... me has dejado patidifusa y tirada en el piso de la risa...genial.

oye, y no dieron mas datos sobre ese maraton? cuantas calorias se quemaban? a que niveles beneficiosos llegaba a elevarse la produccion de endorfina? estaba permitido usar algun tipo de artefacto para las maniobras? que posterior uso le dieron a tanto semen eyaculado? (por ahi dicen que es bueno para el cutis...uno no sabe...)