Recordando a Sylvia Kristel

Acabo de leer en un blog de cine que Sylvia Kristel, la protagonista de las famosas películas "Emmanuelle" de los años 1970, está en sus últimos días. Tiene cáncer del hígado y sufrió un derrame. Su hijo dice que no hay esperanza de que se recupere.

Yo era muy niño para ver las películas de Kristel en el cine. Por acá en Puerto Rico se exhibían en el Cinema Condado y duraban meses en cartelera. Me imagino que era algo chic ir a ver una película erótica que no era muy fuerte, estaba bien filmada y que tenía el glamour de ser francesa.

Años después llegué a verlas. La primera "Emmanuelle" causó en mí un total aburrimiento. Pretenciosa, ridícula en sus diálogos y realmente nada sexy. La segunda, era más una película "soft core", tenía más sexo, menos seudofilosofía y Kristel realmente lucía sexy. En esa segunda parte, Kristel debe haber sido una de las mujeres más atractivas en el cine de los 1970.Hubo una tercera parte, aburrida de verdad, donde todo el mundo lucía que estaban allí por el dinero y más nada.

Kristel luego trató de hacer cine mainstream en Hollywood, pero las dos películas que hizo, The Nude Bomb y Airport 79 fueron unos desastres monumentales de taquilla. Ya para esa época, Kristel yenía problemas de alcohol y cocaína, apho que destruyó totalamente esa belleza física tan particular que tenía.

Hace poco vi una foto de ella a sus 50 y pico de años y lucía como de 80. Pensé en ponerla en este blog. Pero prefiero poner una de Kristel en su mejor momento. Cuando era la reina del cine erótica, la gran y única "Emmanuelle".

Lady Chatterley's Lover

The other day, I woke up early and found the Just Jaeckin-Sylvia Kristel version of "Lady Chatterley's Lover" on a premium cable tv channel. And I decided to have breakfast while watching this rarity. This movie was made in 1981 by the notorious Cannon Group, a movie studio from way back headed by the hack team of Golan and Globus. They were heavily into exploitation movies such as the "Death Wish" sequels. And once in a while they would try to come up with a prestige movie that ended up being worse than their cheap, violence filled movies.

But maybe "Lady Chatterley's Lover" is not that bad, as compared to other versions of the novel. They all have that "this is serious literature" attitude. But the fact is that the novel, which is a serious study of human sexuality, involves a lot of the character's thoughts and feelings. And movies are not so great doing that, so invariably movies based on this novel end up being "Woman is married to impotent cripple. Woman fucks gardener." The wonderful DH Lawrence prose is gone.

Anyway, I enjoyed it, I must admit. Shane Bryant is pretty good as Clifford and Sylvia Kristel is actually not so bad as Lady Chatterley. Her nude scenes, especially remind one, that she was a true beauty. No implants or surgery.

So, if you wake up early one of these days, give it a shot. Or Take advantage of your DVR and record it.
By the way, a piece I wrote on Sylvia Kristel two years ago is the most visited page in my blog. So it will be interesting to see how this piece does.

soft spot for soft-core oldie

The other day I woke really early. So when I turned on the tv, the soft core movies from the West Coast Showtime feed were still on. Normally I don't watch them. There is something so boring about them. But a movie was on from long ago. It was "Private Lessons" a movie starring gorgeous Sylvia Kristel of "Emmanuelle" fame. I recall seeing this movie at the Regency theater in Santurce. It is still as bad and cheesy as I remembered. But something was different now. I now realize how this movie could never be made today. After all it tells the story of a woman seducing a 16 year old boy in order to implement some sort of blackmail scheme. First it couldn't be made today because of the central premise. And it is kind of amazing that they could get away with scenes like the one in which Kristel invites the boy to share her bathtub. In fact, it is cringe worthy.
But most important it could not be made today because movies like these were made independently and were released to theaters by small companies. Today, all the major studios control 100% of the screens in the US. There is no space for a movie such as "Private Lessons".
Anyway, I enjoyed the movie. It is nostalgic and well, Sylvia Kristel was truly a sexy and beautiful woman. She did not make many movies and most of them don't play on cable tv. So it was kind of cool to see her in all her glory, beauty and sexiness.