Wednesday, October 11, 2006

In praise of Jackie Guerrido


When people criticize Univision for being a dangerous cultural influence on our island, I say to them: "Jackie Guerrido". Can she be a bad influence?
I daresay no.

Because no one can tell us the weather like her, even though her body seems to cover huge parts of the Unites States map. I'm normally never interested on the weather in Montana, but when she tells us about it, I CARE. Yes, I want to know the weather in Casper, Wyoming, dammit.Fargo, North Dakota or is that South Dakota? Yes, I want to know. I really want to know.

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