Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
Homer: Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Chief Wiggum: I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
2 comments:
Que mucho me he reido con Homer...he absolutely ROCKS!!! Bueno para empezar la semana... te cuidas amigo!
Homero me mata. Estoy loca por ver la película de los Simpsons, creo que sale en el verano de 2007.
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